thisiselliz:

don’t check up on me if you don’t fuck with me

president-brobama:

*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom